Dustfeather
“Why doesn't Firestar like waffles?”
^ perfect xD
Call:
• “A warrior rejects the soft life of ______.”
• “StarClan used an image of ____ to warn the Clans of _____.”
• “Gloometh's latest experiment involves testing _____ on forum members.”
• “Ferncloud's newest kitten is ______.”
• “Firestar recently came under criticism for allowing ______ into ThunderClan.”
• “The 11th Condiment: NO BEING ______!”
• “Today's special at the Random Babble Cafe is ______.”
Response:
• “Mary Sues.”
• “Revengeshipping.”
• “Cats with emo hair.”
• “Kit-stealing.”
• “Allikatnya.”
• “Spelling 'Scourge' as 'Scrouge'.”
• “That one Superchick song.”
• “The colour of Longtail's fur.”
• “Ashfur's fedora.”
• “Spending New Year's Eve on Warrior's Wish.”
• “Making yourself a birthday thread.”
• “Deathberries.”
• “A very impotent massage.”
• “SOME JEW.”
• “Hollyleaf turning into a bear.”
• “Appearing out of a giant circle in the sky.”
• “Being raised by plebians.”
• “Using 'Sandstorm' by Darude as Sandstorm's theme song.”
• “Sunningrocks.”
• “Userplane.”
I'm tempted to also put “a car made of lasagne”, but only Tiny and I would get that xD